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Solomon had three hundred
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How Will and Guy's Joke Site EvolvedWill Baker does most of the research in unearthing the humour featured on this site. What pleases Will and I most, is that more and more people are beginning to
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Hannah, Sally and Jenny for their jokes, stories and funny pictures. Other individual contributions are acknowledged on the appropriate page.
Footnote:Please send us your funny but clean jokes.
Suitability of Funny JokesBefore I go any further, I would like to say a word about the suitability of these
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